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Questions

 This page is for soldiers, especially new recruits, to ask questions about the army. You see, a lot of other armies ignore their new recruits’ questions to tease him or her and because they think the questions are noobish and annoying. It’s really unfair, because people aren’t born knowing the answers to those questions. They have to ask at some point, and a lot of people are too scared or embarrassed to ask the question because they think it might be noobish. On this page, just about any question is permitted.  To ask a question, just comment, and in 24-36 hours your question will be answered.

     So what questions are excpected? Mostly about tactics, CP army terms, former or current CP army leaders, and CP army histories. Things like that. But there are restrictions.

Rules

• This page is for questions only, not complaints. If you think that something about the Noodle Army needs to be fixed, PC someone on Noodle Chat or another chat box that you see them on. Or you can comment on the “Freedom of Speech” page.
• No one below the editor rank is allowed to reply to the comment and tell the asker how stupid the question is. Instead, an editor will answer the question honestly.
• The question cannot be personal, such as asking for their real name, real age, address, city, phone number, or email.
• Offensive questions are not allowed. Eg, “Why is Nathan so stupid?’ (Nathan, no offense, just using you as an example).
• The question has to be relatively important, it can’t be like “What’s your favorite color?” However, it can be like, “Why did you decide to create an army?”
• If you are directing the comment to a certain person, say so in the comment
• If you do not follow any of these rules: 1st time: Warning and comment deleted. 2nd time: Warning and comment deleted. 3rd time: Suspended from army for 1 week.  4th time: suspended from army for 1 month 5th time: Fired

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When you have a question, make your comment in this form:

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